A place for Thorin/Richard Armitage related sexual frustration and appreciation of the pain and pleasure of this particular obsession. Feel free to submit anything that you feel would be relevant. :)

WARNING: there will be smut, but it will be tagged accordingly.
My Majestic Thorin

#2180 Thorin’s happy trail - that is all.

#2180 Thorin’s happy trail - that is all.


#2217 I rewatched DoS the other day and in the scene where Thorin puts the key into the hidden door at Erebor and pushes it open I couldn’t help but stare at his hands. I’d never thought about Thorin much in this way but looking at them and the look on his face as the door opened sent my stomach into knots and butterflies up into my chest and left me blushing.

#2217 I rewatched DoS the other day and in the scene where Thorin puts the key into the hidden door at Erebor and pushes it open I couldn’t help but stare at his hands. I’d never thought about Thorin much in this way but looking at them and the look on his face as the door opened sent my stomach into knots and butterflies up into my chest and left me blushing.


#2222 I imagine Thorin is a very passionate lover who gets pleasure from pleasing. He’ d eat you out like a starved wild man. Humming into you and making your legs quiver. As you squirm from the sensation, he’d grip his hands tighter around your thighs, refusing to stop until you have climaxed and are screaming his name.

#2222 I imagine Thorin is a very passionate lover who gets pleasure from pleasing. He’ d eat you out like a starved wild man. Humming into you and making your legs quiver. As you squirm from the sensation, he’d grip his hands tighter around your thighs, refusing to stop until you have climaxed and are screaming his name.


#2279 Imagine Thorin’s rough hands sliding against the soft skin of your curves.

#2279 Imagine Thorin’s rough hands sliding against the soft skin of your curves.


#660 "I would love to give my virginity to Thorin. I’m sure he will be sweet and caring."

#660 "I would love to give my virginity to Thorin. I’m sure he will be sweet and caring."


#2315 Thorin speaking khuzdul between my legs.

#2315 Thorin speaking khuzdul between my legs.


#1988 I would love for Thorin to give me a full body massage. He would, of course, give my lady parts extra special attention.

#1988 I would love for Thorin to give me a full body massage. He would, of course, give my lady parts extra special attention.


#2127 After a few pints, Thorin starts whispering in my ear, his nose brushing my cheek, talking dirty in Khuzdul. He tells me exactly what he’s going to do to me once we’re alone.

#2127 After a few pints, Thorin starts whispering in my ear, his nose brushing my cheek, talking dirty in Khuzdul. He tells me exactly what he’s going to do to me once we’re alone.


#2329 I can’t help but want Thorin to find his way through the split of my dress, and slowly kiss the inside of my thighs, while whispering sweet Khuzdul words between kisses.

#2329 I can’t help but want Thorin to find his way through the split of my dress, and slowly kiss the inside of my thighs, while whispering sweet Khuzdul words between kisses.


#639 "I really love Thorin’s beard. I want to pet it and rub my face against it. I want to feel it on my cheeks, tongue and lips. I know that in dwarf culture short beards were considered unattractive and Thorin cut his to honor those who died in Erebor. I like to think that maybe he’d find the parts of me that I dislike about myself as sexy and attractive as I find his short beard."

#639 "I really love Thorin’s beard. I want to pet it and rub my face against it. I want to feel it on my cheeks, tongue and lips. I know that in dwarf culture short beards were considered unattractive and Thorin cut his to honor those who died in Erebor. I like to think that maybe he’d find the parts of me that I dislike about myself as sexy and attractive as I find his short beard."